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neighborhoodfreakk:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

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bobodenkirk:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER

supcake:

my favorite thing to ever happen

virusexe:

bomb ass dank ass from up north, purp skurp