doctorbagel
mutantkitten:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

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mutantkitten:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

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flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

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i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint

stridedave:

what happened 

imsoshive:

sirl33te:

Stevie Wonder, 64 years old, and his fiance are expecting triplets.

Damn I can’t even get a call back…

"Stevie I’m pregnant. I thought you used a condom"

Stevie: