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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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dinuguan:

when the president needs you to report back for secret service duty when you’re on vacation with the family

dinuguan:

when the president needs you to report back for secret service duty when you’re on vacation with the family