doctorbagel
cummied:

uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

#meatloff

cummied:

uglyiguana:

This is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

#meatloff

theonion:

Elderly Rite Aid Patron Stretching Out Conversation About Toothpaste To Prolong Human Contact

incognegroo:

too turnt

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone

stand-up-comic-gifs:

All I wanted was a quarter back. - George Wallace

you're so fucking stupid and ugly. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you!!!
Anonymous

mydogsnokes:

i say this to myself in the mirror every morning

badgoku14:

watch this

dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

me:image

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even